loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

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brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

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pleatedjeans:

sup. [x]


me and bae having sex


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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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eatingisfab:

i think kids nowadays will be singing: 

1 2 buckle my shoe

3 4 shut the door

5 6 suck a dick

7 8 then get laid

9 10 by a big fat hen

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poopcoop:

Haven’t we all 


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pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend